Officials: Lawnmower Case Sensationalized
• UPI"The sensationalized story of man mowing the grass at one of our parks has taken on a life of its own," the release stated. "Sensationalism in journalism is irresponsible. The process should not be politicized."
Man mows grass. Man is arrested for mowing grass. Politicians accuse journalism for the story becoming "politicized".
It doesn't get any better than this.
And I wonder if the prosecutors are gonna hold out for the book deal, the movie deal...