Millions of Linux users disgusted, vow to leave Earth
Found Zero"After all the science fiction, all the stranger than fiction and the plainly banal" said one Linux user, we've opted for another planet with more expansive and none-judgmental capabilities.
Despite my offense (and dangling preposition), I take solace in the fact that your Windoze was unable to correct your grammatical mistakes even with spell check. Oh, and if you're looking for a good WoW experience, stay far clear of linux. Stick with Windoze.
FAIL
(I still chuckled)