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Come Visit Beautiful Fascist Arizona
Written by Forty Four O Nine Subject: Camera Fraud//Ministry of Truth and Advertising//
//Arizona State Government//
Father’s Day: A Valleywide Guide to the Police State
Sponsored by Corrections Corporation of America – We Know Fathers™
Mesa is well-known for its climate– perfect for serene and beautiful hiking adventures–, as well as its championship police brutality competitions. The community’s mix of entertaining activities (dancing requires a permit) and friendly (yet suspicious) residents makes visitors want to return again and again… (if you’re not arrested for a crime and held indefinitely.) Mayor doubles as a puppet for land developers and lobbyists (appointments and gloves available in City Hall, call (480) 644-2011).
Scottsdale might be known for having the largest and most prestigious mall in the southwest, but did you know Taser International calls this quaint bedroom community home? Taser Monthly says Scottsdale’s warm, summer nights and all-monkey police force make the “Most Livable City” an ideal nightspot for an electrifying, 100,000 volt adventure! Or, visit the Scottsdale City Kangaroo Court for a good laugh. (by alternate service invitation only, $0-$500).
Phoenix, AZ 85085-1858, (480) 607-0705 (Ask for Shoba)