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RidesAPaleHorse

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

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Mondoreb & Ginn

Always wanted to be a mass murderer, but never had the time or opportunity? Well now you can feel like one as you ride down the road in your 1973 Mercedes-Benz Pol Pot Special Edition Killer.

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By Peter Ottesen

More than 41,000 pounds of dead fish have been collected at Lake Davis since the Department of Fish and Game finished chemically treating the Plumas County impoundment and all tributary streams to eradicate northern pike.

News Link • Global Reported By Geoffrey Hayes
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Mondoreb & Ginn

The Civil Rights Act protects everyone, except maybe circus people. Next to race, creed, color, gender, and whatever else is PC these days, does the Act need to include Halloween characters? What are witches in a small town to do?

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Mondoreb

Senator Larry Craig's attorney's will argue that his foot-tapping and hand gestures under an airport bathroom stall is nothing more than free speech, protected by the Bill of Rights. Thus, Craig will attempt to take his place beside John Pete

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Mondoreb & Ginn

First, Rudy Giuliani addressed the invading space alien issue. Now, Democrat candidate, Dennis Kucinich, is the latest to address the "life-on-other-planets" quesiton. He's seen a UFO, it's claimed.

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AP/KTRE-TV

Anarchists lobby for government-funded program to import large numbers of rhesus macaques.

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Mondoreb & Ginn

All the coolest super-heros have their own movies nowadays:Superman, Spiderman, Fantastic Four, Batman, Daredevil, the Hulk. Is Mumita next?

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Inhabitat

Enterprising artists express themselves by making clean spots on soot and grime-covered walls. Predictably, local governments react nonsensically.

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KIMM R. MONTONE

West Scranton woman faces up to 90 days in jail for swearing at a backed up toilet. Her own toilet. In her home.

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Randy Ricochet

Rudy Giuliani is prepared for anything: terrorists, Democrats, even space aliens. The following exchange took place today at a campaign stop in Exeter, NH. A small boy in the audience asked about the possibility of interstellar attack. "If (the