Last week I was permanently banned by Facebook for being a "dangerous person". I found out about it not through Facebook, which failed to even send me a single email, but through media reports.
They've put me in the same category as Louis Farrakhan, a man who compared Jews to termites and once described Adolf Hitler as a "very great man".
The Instagram (owned by Facebook) ban was even "funnier" given my page consisted mainly of selfies and videos of myself and my girlfriend feeding ducks. Super dangerous.
But as humorous as it is, I take exception to being defamed as a "dangerous person".
To whom am I a danger, precisely? Mark Zuckerberg? A billionaire who wants to create a cult out of 2.4 billion people? A creepy oligarch who wants to dictate the thoughts that can be expressed by a third of the earth's entire population? Who's the bigger danger?