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16 Burning Questions About The Oil Spill We Deserve To Have Answered

#1What are those 17,000 National Guard troops actually doing? #12 Why are scientists finding concentrations of methane at up to 10,000 times normal background levels in Gulf waters? #14 Why are so many Gulf oil spill disaster workers showing up at local hospitals complaining of a "mysterious illness"?

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Comment by Found Zero
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OK, I'll try to answer the questions from BPs perspective;

1. For the birds.

2. The birds.

3. For the birds.

4. For the birds.

5. It's more about the birds.

6. Encourage them to fly like healthy birds.

7. Healthy birds flock. That's a good thing!

8. For the birds.

9. Birds.

10. Birds.

11. I'm really glad you asked that question. We really need to understand it's impact on birds.

12. We think the avian population may have been a contributing factor, we're studying that now.

13. People aren't birds.

14. Some people don't like birds.

15. Sure but have you considered what leaving all that oil in the ocean would do to the birds? 

16. The Grateful Deadheads can hang out and smoke their pot elsewhere. We need to help the birds.

Man I was so born to be a corporate PR man. Where did my life take a turn?