The National Enquirer has released its latest sex scandal--and this one concerns Al Gore's alleged attack on a massage therapist at a Portland hotel. The Enquirer has the police report the woman filed--and the woman saved her pants as evidence.
So if I get naked without a license agreement with the Cowboy, I'm in deep doo doo?!
Ryan Danoff was fishing with two friends about four miles off Hollywood beach Sunday when he spied what appeared to be a mast on the horizon. Funny thing: There was no boat underneath it.
In a recent survey, the Apple iPhone finished ahead of space travel, the combustion engine and flushing toilets as the Most Important Invention Ever. The power of the iPhone--or the power of the Cult of Apple?
If you love drinking, then this 35 pounds and over 4 feet tall beer stein (empty), is going to fascinate you for sure. Yes, that’s right. It’s real and worlds’ biggest in its category. On 1001BeerSteins.com you can buy this piece to add a distinction
Cracked.com brings us useful information from history to modern technology and delivers it in a humorous way. Take some notes Oyate.
Recently I was accused of being an infiltrator for the feds. That accusation is only half right.
The authorities haven’t caught him but so far, but the Moundsville flasher (WV) is popular. In fact, he has 1,199 Facebook fans.
Why is this money given to Slick Willie to buy 'commodities' instead of them BUYING the stuff to begin with!?! ***Thanks - Ed***
An attorney from Johnny Cochran's law firm bit off the nose of a man in Memphis. Will it turn out to be, "If he didn't bit, you must acquit"?!?
Who knew that: there was a problem with frogs in Christmas trees; and Alaskan officials were playing Frog Death Squad Scrooge?
More stuff people are finding in Pepsi cans. The FDA says that Pepsi may have a problem with clean cans. Really?
The Oregon town that is home to the "Naked Lady" (otherwise known as the "Environmental Exhibitionist") is having a fight over whether to ban nudity in the town's school zones.
Workers cleaning out Ted Kennedy’s Cape Cod home discovered a “treasure trove” of items stored in Kennedy’s attic including a brain fragment preserved by formaldehyde and Nazi letters addressed to Kennedy patriarch and former Ambassador to Britain fr
A federal judge declared a mistrial Monday in the case of a notorious New Jersey hate blogger charged in June with threatening to kill judges.
The Stimulus check was in the mail. One can only imagine the scene at the Louisiana Napoleonville Police station when repo men from the Joe Watt Auto Sales of Vinita, OK., showed up to repo two almost brand new police cars, October 9. Can Recovery.go
A story out of Arizona has SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) experts “up in arms” over a school district superintendent’s comments. The story: a former worker fired after the school discovered he’d been running SETI’s Home program on th
With Moonshine video [1:23]. You can still smell the whiskey burning down Copperhead Road.
The retired civil servants of San Bernardino County could soon be in the livestock business. The public pension fund in the county, the largest by area in the state of California, has agreed to place $30m with a fund manager who is considering
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A Los Angeles store found a way to celebrate “Christmas” by putting Mary in a sexually provocative pose in its storefront Nativity Scene.
Albinos in Africa are in hiding--certain witch doctors will pay up to $75,000 for a "whole Albino body".
A bear hunted by the police had a run-in with a man in his home. The man fired and hit the bear--but the bullet bounced off the bear's skull!
A door-to-door marijuana salesman gets busted. A few tips for aspiring doobie venders. #1 would be: avoid calling on off-duty cops at their homes.
Bambi succumbs to a concrete love ritual and then, death.
The FBI is calling the global ATM caper a “highly sophisticated and cleverly orchestrated crime plot”. You think?
It’s a case of a missing beloved leprechaun statue in Yuma, Arizona, and of missing garden gnomes, silent victims of garden variety thievery.
Have you seen this classified yet? "For sale, whole colony of Dubia Roaches! We are talking multiple 1000’s not 100’s of roaches, plus the tank they breed in, for only $150!!!!!"
Tyler, Texas police want to know, were you ever duped, conned, swindled, or married to this woman?
This editorial appears in Sumcad's column at nationalwriterssyndicate.com – a pleasant surprise to millions of piqued Americans, but not necessarily to Obamanites who worship the president more than God.