Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.

07-14-2009 • youtube

Oh, you are gonna love this.  The only way to watch CONgress and the talking heads. 

Very Slowly

06-29-2009 • youtube

What happens when you videotape people doing it very slowly? 

Senator- Leahy wants us to investigate Bush-Cheney Administration's constitutional abuses so we

06172009 • http://www.bushtruthcommission.com/

In the last administration, political manipulation of the Department of Justice, and particularly its crucial law enforcement and civil rights functions, struck a devastating blow to the credibility of federal law enforcement, and undermined the public’s trust in the integrity of our system of justice.

US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

06-23-2009 • Onion.com

Treasury officials say the gold has just been in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway, and the government needs the money NOW

Obama's Budget Black Hole meets Fort Knox Gold

06-22-2009 • Zerohedge.blogspot.com/

 US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

Colbert, PETA react to fly ‘murder in the White House’

06-19-2009 • Rawstory video

Hours after the President of the United States exacted capital punishment on a “persistent” fly during a CNBC interview in the White House, Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert applauded the “impressive” strike.   Another comedy group, PETA had this to say, "Human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act,"

Mad Avenue Blues

June 03, 2009 • L Duff on YouTube Video

Parody song about the demise of Madison Avenue and the destruction of the old print and broadcast media from the rapid rise of the Internet and the new digital media. Sung to the tune of "American Pie" with subtitled lyrics. Be sure to listen to the artist's "Wall Street Meltdown" as well. Both are fun and worth the time to listen to them for their amusement value and timely irony.

Uncle Jay Explains: Transform

6/01/09 • Uncle Jay

Emmy-winning Cincinnati radio and TV personality Jay Gilbert explains the term "transform": Video:

Detroit Mayor Throws First Brick In Glass-Breaking Ceremony For New Slum

06-01-2009 • The Onion

DETROIT—As community leaders and members of the press looked on, Detroit mayor David Bing proudly hurled the first brick this week in a window-shattering ceremony for the city's newest dilapidated slum. The result of three years of construction work and more than $24,000 in public funds, the rat-infested and crime-ridden development was unveiled to the public on Tuesday. "It is my great honor to introduce to you the brand new Baneberry Heights," announced Bing, gesturing to the ramshackle subdivision behind him. "Filthy, dangerous, filled with violence and blight: It's all here, and it's all completely falling apart." Enlarge Image Slum "This is what the people of Detroit have been waiting for," Bing continued before walking to a nearby trash can, setting its contents on fire, and heaving the flaming receptacle through a corner storefront. "Baneberry Heights is a nightmare come true."

What in Thunder? Dr. Paul appears in the new Bruno Movie Trailer

06-01-2009 • MovieWeb.com

Of the scene, Dr Paul said, "I was expecting an interview on Austrian economics. So, that didn't turn out that way. But, by the time he started pulling his pants down, I said, What in Thunder is going on here? I ran out of the room. This interview has ended."

Bruno (Sasha Baron Cohen) Tea-bags Eminem on Live Television

06-01-2009 • Hollywood.com

"Flying in" over the crowd, Cohen's outrageous alter-ego 'suffered' an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction, landing upside down on Eminem's lap. Eminem screamed, "Are you serious? Are you f**kin' serious?" as his entourage rushed to free the tea-bagged rapper.

The Hunt for Terror

05-27-2009 • Max Keiser

Great video from @aollytheoctopus and a group entertaining the Security Services and the CIA in London. This is quite funny

Torture song

05-25-2009 • YouTube - RoscoesRiffs

Here's Roscoe singing it loud and proud about that good old, All-American tradition - Torture! Just the way to wrap up another fine Memorial Day Weekend.

Even for the French,...this is just stupid.

05-25-2009 • Reuters

NANTES, France (Reuters) – Close to 200 prisoners will cycle around France next month, watched by scores of guards on bicycles, in the first penal version of the Tour de France, authorities said Monday.

Mary Kay Letourneau hosts 'Hot for Teacher' night at bar

05-22-2009 • AP

SEATTLE - A teacher who became notorious in the 1990s for having an affair with a sixth-grader is hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a Seattle bar - along with the former student, now her husband.

Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall

05-20-2009 • Onion

Calling it an essential step toward securing the Texas border and protecting his people's way of life, Gov. Rick Perry announced Tuesday the completion of a 1,953-mile wall designed to keep out millions of unwanted Americans.

Earth-approaching asteroid blinks first

05-19-2009 • The Onion

Though initial calculations showed it to be on a direct collision course with Earth, a pansy-ass asteroid approximately the size of Rhode Island altered its trajectory to avoid the planet by more than 40,000 miles, astronomers at the UA reported Mond

Swine Flu Panic!!! (video)

05-03-2009 • Current

[You have to manually click "Turn on Audio" at top for some strange reason.] A bird, a monkey, and a pig walk into a bar... and panic and hilarity ensue when there is no vaccine for this 'superbug' happy hour!