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Biden Apologizes for Calling VP Pence "Decent" Caving to left-wing criticism, former Vice-President Joe Biden apologized for calling current Vice-President Mike Pence "a decent guy." The criticism focused on two key complaints. First, actr

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Smollett Hoax Excused This week, Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson announced that actor Jussie Smollett's claim that two Trump supporters assaulted him after his January 29th 2 A.M. run to Subway for a tuna sandwich was a hoax. "Sus

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Trump's Border Emergency Called "Unlawful" Given Congress' provision of only a small token appropriation of $1.4 billion to fund a mere 55 miles of border barriers, President Trump used his constitutional designation as Commander-in-Chief of t

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Green New Deal: Time Travel to the Past This week the lunatic caucus of the Democratic Party unveiled its touted "Green New Deal" plan to save the planet. Key features of the plan include putting an end to air travel, eliminating meat from the

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Decline in Shark Attacks Assailed The latest report from the International Shark Attack File indicates that shark attacks on humans in 2018 declined by more than 20% from 2017 figures. Director of the Florida Museum of Natural History's shark re

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Trump Reversal of Obama School Discipline Policy Harms Minorities The Trump Administration's intention to eliminate the "racially balanced" regulations promulgated by former President Obama's "Dear Colleague Letter" was condemned by former

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Black Caucus Demands Course Correction for US Rep. Karen Bass (D-Calif), chairperson of the 55-member Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), the most numerous in our nation's history, has set the Caucus' sights on "reversing the trauma inflicted on p

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Black Caucus Demands Course Correction for US Rep. Karen Bass (D-Calif), chairperson of the 55-member Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), the most numerous in our nation's history, has set the Caucus' sights on "reversing the trauma inflicted on p

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Pelosi Says Building Border Wall Immoral Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) stood by her pledge to "not appropriate a single dollar for a border wall" contending that "building such a wall would be immoral." "Look, building a

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MSNBC Panel Agrees "Trump Supporters Are Selfish" A panel hosted by MSNBC anchor Stephanie Ruhle unanimously agreed that Trump supporters, unlike those who oppose him, are "selfish." Ruhle set the tone, saying that "the morally reprehens

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Special Counsel to Implement a "Nude Selfie" Strategy Robert Mueller, the Special Counsel appointed to investigate possible collusion between the Trump presidential campaign and Russia, has opened a new front after discovering a "nude selfie

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Planned Parenthood Explains Policy Toward Pregnant Employees A New York Times story describing the organization's discrimination toward pregnant employees was dismissed by Planned Parenthood's management. Newly appointed president Leana Wen explai

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In this politically correct day and age, you can't tell the truth. You must be politically correct, i.e., totally fabricate a new reality rather than offer the facts. What is affirmative action? Helps people gain a good job. Real answer: giving

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