Wow! 2024? I bet we'll all be driving flying cars by then! . . . Or at least riding on our Back To The Future hoverboards. Yes, just imagine what amazing gadgets and technological wonders those scientists have in store for us!

And hunger? Disease? War? We'll have solved all those problems by then! I can't wait for our future utopia!

Well, here we are in 2024 and I have some news for you: there's nary a flying car in sight, and hunger, disease and war are still depressingly pervasive.

But there is one area of research where the eggheads haven't let us down: the development of frightening new technologies of enslavement!

Case in point: A Swiss tech startup has just announced the first "bioprocessor" constructed from 16 "human brain organoids."

Without even knowing what any of that means, you can already tell this is bad. But you don't know the half of it yet . . .