n the pre-gloat hours before the verdict in Judge Juan Merchan's courtroom, Lawfare caporegime Andrew Weissmann ("Mueller's Pitbull") confessed Valley Girl style from his MSNBC clubhouse perch, ". . . I mean, I am, like, now I have a man-crush on him, he is such a great judge!" Bromance on, looks like! If the two happen to frequent the same athletic club in downtown Manhattan, Judge Merchan better be careful in the post-workout shower when he  bends over to pick up the soap. The Pitbull cometh!

Of course, the Alvin Bragg victory in the artfully constructed "Stormy Daniels Payoff Case" decided late Thursday calls to question how come the Mueller Special Counsel Probe into 2016 election interference (actually run by Mr. Weissmann, due to Mr. Mueller's declining cognitive ability) failed to spot the same web of evidence — hard as they toiled, and they had a good two years and millions of taxpayer dollars to git'er done?