"What??" his wife Anne exclaimed, visibly shocked.

"It's killed thousands of kids in its latest murder rampage," Joe said. "I'm starting to think maybe the Child-Killing Murder Robot isn't such a great thing after all."

"Well of course it's on a murder rampage!" said Anne. "Some people tried to turn it off!"

"Yeah the Child-Killing Murder Robot does that whenever anyone tries to turn it off," replied Joe. "And you know what? I'm starting to think that maybe they're trying to turn off the Child-Killing Murder Robot because they're sick of the way it keeps killing children and murdering people!"

"It's acting in self-defense!" Anne protested. "The Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to defend itself!"

"It's been killing people constantly ever since that team of mad scientists invented it back in the forties, Anne! After a certain amount of child-killing and murder, eventually you've got to figure that maybe the blame is on the Child-Killing Murder Robot. At the very least I think our government should stop sending it batteries and ammunition."

"Look, Joe, I feel terrible about all the child-killing and murder, and I wish it wasn't happening. But this is a very complicated situation; it's been going on for many years, and I just don't see what you could possibly expect the Child-Killing Murder Robot to do at this point besides continue to kill large numbers of children and commit murder at mass scale."

"Well, maybe they could reprogram the Child-Killing Murder Robot so it doesn't have to kill children and murder people all the time?"

"But then it wouldn't be a Child-Killing Murder Robot!"

"Yeah I know, it would be a different sort of thing with a different sort of system. But at least then all the murdering would stop and we'd have peace."