Less than a day after JPMorgan came up with this pearl of a headline after the shocking news that OpenAI CEO Sam Altman had unexpectedly been ousted by his own (incompetent) board for being "not consistently candid" (whatever that means, details of what actually happened have yet to be revealed)...

... the drama surrounding Altman's departure just took a turn for the even more dramatic, because according to reports in the WSJ and Verge, OpenAI's investors are "pressing the board" to reinstate Sam Altman back as CEO, and none more so than Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella who was "furious" by the ouster, Bloomberg reported, and has been in touch with Altman pledging to support him whatever steps he takes next.

The WSJ adds that while Altman is considering returning, he has told investors that he wants a new board, which inexplicably includes such woke luminaries as Helen Toner (whose tweets are protected of course), the director of strategy at Georgetown's Center for Security and Emerging Technology (which means she does nothing at all), and who is perhaps best known for her support of the malignant fraud espoused by SBF that is "effective altruism" better known as virtue signaling covering up flagrant crime and fraud.

Besides Toner, OpenAI's current board consists of chief scientist Ilya Sutskever (who also co-founded OpenAI and leads its researchers, was instrumental in the ousting of Altman this week, according to sources), Quora CEO Adam D'Angelo, and former GeoSim Systems CEO Tasha McCauley, wife of actor Joseph Godron-Levitt. Unlike traditional companies, the board isn't tasked with maximizing shareholder value, and none of them hold equity in OpenAI. Instead, their stated mission is to ensure the creation of "broadly beneficial" artificial general intelligence, or AGI.

The now former (and soon-to-be again current) CEO also discussed starting a company that would bring on former OpenAI employees, and is deciding between the two options. Altman is expected to decide between the two options soon, the WSJ said, although the Verge notes that the former CEO is "ambivalent" about coming back and would want significant governance changes.