An Open Letter to Gov. Ron DeSantis

Dear Governor DeSantis:

Last year the state of Florida was the victim of the only two major hurricanes to hit the United States mainland. As you well know, the extraordinarily devastating superstorm Ian hit before the election and Hurricane Nicole made landfall on the Atlantic coast two days after your victory. Both, as you have been informed with hard evidence, were geoengineered BY PURPOSEFUL DESIGN.

Now we see that TROPICAL STORM IDALIA has formed in the Gulf of Mexico and tracking right toward Tallahassee. Surely you understand that this is no quirk of fate or crazy coincidence. Regardless of where these frankenstorms hit, the state capital always seems to be in the crosshairs in the beginning of the storm's projected trajectory. Are you getting the message yet?!?!?!