Pfizer's grand plan to conquer hearts, quite literally. With their ingenious strategy of tackling cardiovascular issues while conveniently coining immuno-inflammatory diseases as mere side effects, it's like getting a bonus prize with your vaccine. Arterial thrombosis? No worries, Pfizer's got a drug for that! Just remember, who needs clinical trials when you've got a fast pass to the market? Keep those heart emojis handy, because Pfizer's cardiovascular marvels are here to redefine the phrase "from heartache to heartthrob"!

In a groundbreaking move, Pfizer, the renowned Big Pharma giant, is poised to revolutionize cardiovascular health with its innovative range of drugs designed to tackle the alarming surge in heart-related issues witnessed globally. "Create the Problem – Offer the Solution" Sound familiar? Let's keep going, read on.