More sagacious and insightful announcements by the president of the most evil empire in the world, EVER, as "verawang-shangkaka-kawawa…" 

The Pedo Pete Zombie Shuffle which somehow isn't a Tik Tok hit already. I guess we'll have to wait for the next Dancing Doctors & Nurses plandemic musical extravaganza, headlined Cyber Poly Gone To War. 

And, speaking of war, when asked about sending cluster bombs to his actor friend in Ukraine, the president of the most evil empire in the world, EVER, let slip that "they're rhnhing out of amnichium". Because it's a "real" war, it has nothing to do with destabilizing Europe, and that's what you do in a real war, tell the enemy you're out of ammo. Despite the billions and billions and billions of dollars in "Aid of Ukraine". 

Riiiight. 

In more international news, Janet Yellen bobbleheads are now available… get yours today! (Made in Chyna)

And, Holland's got a new queen and surprise! It's a man! (Beauty and bonus hole not included)

All I really want to say is this: fat, drunk, stupid, and slow is no way to go through life, son. 

The world is a freak show, and it's all okay until it isn't.