The world's largest investment management firm will join Raytheon Technologies, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, and McDonald's upon the now-omnipresent blue and yellow flag.

"I understand some Ukrainians may be frustrated at the continual additions to our nation's glorious flag," Ukraine's President Zelensky said during a speech announcing the change. "Just last month we added the Raytheon logo, and now we're adding BlackRock. I am sure it was a bit awkward for our American friends as they were continually adding stars to their flag back when they were adding lots of new states to their republic, too."

"The only difference is instead of adding states, we're adding multinational megacorporations," the leader said.

Zelensky then took a large bite of a McDonald's Big Mac™?, saying, "Mmm mmm, I'm lovin it!" in English, eliciting awkward applause throughout the Walt Disney Company Presidential Press Hall.