"The LORD sends poverty and wealth; he humbles and he exalts." – 1 Samuel 2:7 

Holy Roll 

An enterprising entrepreneur did a comedic graphic of Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell captioned: "IN JPOW WE TRUST." 

You may have seen it. 

The image shows Powell flamboyantly wearing a preacher's robe and making an esoteric hand gesture with his right hand. His face is grimacing like he's passing a kidney stone. 

His left hand holds up what appears to be an outwardly facing bible. The scriptures are sparse and hardly legible. But if you zoom in you can make out important prophecies like, "STOCKS ONLY GO UP," "RECESSION CANCELLED," "MONEY PRINTER GOES BRRRRRRRR." 

An American dialect of French is also used in several instances to express what happens to market bears and those who short stocks. It's the sort of thing best reserved for locker room talk. 

The designer, who goes by nobiggydiggy, must have created this in the risk-free days before March of this year. Back when the federal funds rate was firmly pressed to zero, as it had been for two years. 

That was when Powell was preaching from the New Testament. He was delivering a monetary policy of compassion and forgiveness. 

Since then, guided by the wrath of inflation, Powell has turned to the Old Testament. He's been hiking the federal funds rate and delivering a monetary policy of fire and brimstone. Scriptures like, "CRASH THE MARKET," "BRING ON THE DEPRESSION," "BORROWERS MUST PAY," are more like it.