A new poll done by Rasmussen Reports in conjunction with the Heartland Institute reveals that Democrats apparently have given up on the great experiment in self-government that the United States is, instead preferring to turn over power to the United Nations, and get rid of the Supreme Court as it now stands.

"I am shocked and dismayed by these poll results," explained research fellow Donald Kendal of the Heartland Institute.

"How can an institution like the Supreme Court function properly when the majority of those who call themselves liberal think the court is sexist and racist? How can our system of government continue to work as outlined by the Constitution when the majority of those who call themselves liberal advocate for the abolishment of the Supreme Court? … I know our country has been divided in recent years; I'm starting to fear that division is becoming irreparable."