You're already paying 15 percent more than that, actually – since the buying power of a dollar has declined by about just that since the man 80 million people supposedly voted for replaced the Orange Man.

So you're actually paying closer to $6 – assuming you're only paying that. If you live in California – where most of the people did vote for this – you're paying more than $7 for a gallon. It is very likely we'll all be paying that soon, too.

And that's not all we're paying more for, of course.

Was the Orange Man that bad?

Unfortunately – for all of us – yes, he was.