Thank you, comrade! Thank you for doing what's right. Thank you for doing what you know you should do. Thank you for doing what we tell you to do. After all, we couldn't defeat the deadly and oh-so-real threat of the vile Omicron scariant without your dutiful compliance.

However, it has come to our attention that not everyone is as obedient as you are. There are traitors in our midst, insurrectionists who would question the soundness of the Politburo's diktats. These meddling miscreants, we have come to find out, are spreading malicious mendacities and salacious slander about our cherished zero-COVID policy and—worse yet—they even say that it is part of a global agenda to bring in a system of (technocratic) biosecurity governance!

I know, I know, it's hard to believe that anyone would dare impugn the motives of our wise rulers, but it is happening nonetheless. We have kindly informed the masses that it is their duty to ignore the siren song of these seditious subversives . . .