The Ukraine is winning. Hard.

Like, imagine if you went into a gas station and bought a scratch off lottery ticket and won $33 billion. Well, in the Ukraine, that's just called "another walk in the park at night where a bunch of people are squatting around a trashcan fire huffing glue."

Ukraine people scratch-scratch and ching-ching.

Money ain't shit to Ukraine people. Ukraine people go into the store, and they don't buy that cheap glue. Why would they? Money ain't shit to them. In Ukraine, they stopped selling the cheap glue. No one was buying it. Imagine if you had $33 billion smackers – would you be squatting in the park around a trashcan fire at 4 AM huffing the cheap glue?

I'd be walking into that store decked out in gold chains and Gucci, buying that good glue. I'd rap about it and post it to social media alongside my cannibalism videos – "you can find me in the park, bottle full of glue, look, mami, I got the glue if you're into huffin' glue."

However, while the Ukraine is winning like Iron Man or the Avengers – possibly even like Guardians of the Galaxy – at getting massive sums of money and weapons for free from foreign countries, they are facing a few minor problems on the warfront.