With limitations to the menu of available drinks, Cecilia can dish them out faster than 4 human bartenders working non-stop. However, she won't lend a sympathetic ear or give advice to weary travelers. Alas, Technocrats solve problems that don't really need to be solved and mostly just because they can. ? TN Editor

The robots are rising. But at least they're making us drinks. Or, at least, Cecilia is making us drinks. She looks like an arcade game but pours like an angel. She tells bad jokes, asks if you prefer fruity or classy cocktails and suggests the best way to drink tequila is as a shot with salt and lime even as she pours you a margarita. She's about 7 feet tall, impervious to insults and can serve 120 cocktails an hour without breaking a sweat.

She can also check your ID, so don't even try her.