When it comes to Russian blackmail, it appears the never-materialized 'Trump tape' is actually the Hunter tape.

According to the Daily Mail, the president's crackhead son told a hooker that Russian drug dealers stole a different laptop of his from a Las Vegas hotel room, and that "they have videos of me doing crazy fucking sex fucking, you know!"

According to the report, Hunter 'appeared to be' dismayed that the thieves could have sold his sex tapes to porn or news companies - meaning he'd be unable to cash in on them himself.

After filming himself having sex with the woman using his laptop in January 2019, Hunter left the camera rolling as he recounted a Vegas bender in which he spent '18 days going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite,' sometimes costing $10,000 a night.

'I spent f***ing crazy amounts of money,' Hunter said. 'I was with these guys. The one guy was, not like you anyway… each night he'd be like 'there's going to be so many people here, crazy f***ing party' and each night it's nobody.'

Hunter's claims raise the possibility that he was targeted as a vulnerable conduit to Joe Biden as part of a foreign intelligence operation.

Hunter said it was after that debauched night he realized his computer was missing.

'I think he's the one that stole my computer. I think the three of them, the three guys that were like a little group. The dealer and his two guys, I took them everywhere. F***ing everywhere, crazy out of your mind sh**.'  -Daily Mail