In the following video, the man explains how after three months of waiting, he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish. 23andMe also sent him a report explaining the lizard's history and background, including what he supposedly likes to eat.

"We were shocked," the man is heard stating.

Rumor Mill News, reporting on the results, noted the irony of the lizard basically testing positive for "serpent seed" DNA, seeing as how infamous globalist "lizard people" like George Soros and Lord Rothschild are of Ashkenazi Jewish origin.

YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki co-founded 23andMe

The discovery is timely as 23andMe just made its debut on the American stock market after merging with a Richard Branson SPAC.

23andMe was co-founded, it is important to note, by lizard person Susan Wojcicki, who currently holds the title of CEO over at YouTube. YouTube, as you probably know, is owned by Google, which is arguably the evilest corporation in the world.