Many of the courses I enjoyed were art-related, but there was one subject that always intrigued me – human behavior and psychology. I'll never forget standing in front of the podium and giving a speech on the report I did on multiple personality disorder. Being in the spotlight was never my thing, so remembering the sheer terror that ran through me is hard to forget. I remember the beginning, the ending, and the A+, but everything in between is a bit fuzzy because I was so focussed on breathing. Looking back, that report could have been written about all of America as a whole.

Multiple personality disorder isn't anything to joke about, as it's a serious condition people suffer from, but if you'll allow me a little leeway on the sarcasm, and follow along, I think you'll conclude that I'm on to something.

It began so innocently… a meme here, a meme there, a meme everywhere! Some made you laugh, some were based in fact, some were utter disinfo, some were downright crude, and others could make a grown man cry. Next thing you know, everyone is being told they are racists, fascists, white supremacists, deplorables, or had the new TDS syndrome. There were extreme leftists and extreme rights, socialists, marxists and communists, and don't forget about the terrorists.

Then, the crushing pronouns came into play, and suddenly people were identifying as eagles and purple plums, thems and non-binaries, which Reader's Digest says is an important term to understand. Men in high heels and dresses were coloring their hair blue, propping up their bosoms, and reading stories to children while encouraging them to hit the runway in drag. On any given day we could witness an Antifa male terrorist in a skirt, spreading his legs for cops who were ordered to stand down. Thankfully they weren't ordered to get on their knees, though some did that for BLM. Those that were hauled in, were eager to get their mugshot so they could show off just how degenderized they had become before being released to the streets once again. I'm still debating whether that was a science experiment, paid actors or drug addicts, or good old fashioned MKUltra. Oh gosh, conspiracies… oh so many conspiracies… that came true.