I replied:

Hi, citizenangered — Thanks for your concern. The Brunette & I are fine, or as fine as anyone can be in the face of the antics of the depraved would-be Bolsheviki now revealed to be in charge (with little or no adult supervision) in Washington, D&C ("revealed," I say, since their takeover has been incremental and really dates back decades), along with such capitals of political/media/academic corruption and depravity — and homeless people defecating on the sidewalks — as Chicago, New York, L.A., Philadelphia, Albany, Atlanta, Seattle, San Francisco . . .

And what a front man and front gal they chose! (Apparently Yosemite Sam and Cruella DeVille were not available.)