But also because of the Orange Fail's failure to avert the weaponization of hypochondria, which led to the selection and also poured sugar in the gas tank of the American economy. It's hard to buy expensive things like new cars when all you've got to pay for it is a $600 check from the Orange Fail.

But that's small potatoes. The real fail will soon be upon us and it is just as artificially contrived and imposed as the weaponization of hypochondria.

The first to go will be the car brand that is the least compliant with the spirit – and soon, the letter – of the Electrified Future.

Dodge.

It sells no electric cars or even hybrid cars. All of its cars are muscle cars – defined by their physical size and the size of the engines that lie under their hoods. Before the selection, Dodge explicitly stated that it would focus on muscle, leaving other brands to focus on motors, i.e., electrification and hybridization – reasoning that there were still plenty of buyers who wanted to buy something muscular rather than electrified or hybridized. Which they did – notwithstanding that every vehicle Dodge sells hasn't been updated in years.