A curse-happy Amazon deliveryman slipped and fell twice at the same porch Friday, declaring it was 'gonna be a tough day.'
The delivery guy was stopping at a home to drop off two packages when his repeated pratfalls were captured on a surveillance video on the porch of a US home, dated October 23 and posted to Worldstarhiphop.
With a Prime van parked on the street, the hooded and masked man jogs up the driveway and steps on a concrete walkway leading to the porch.
The moment it touches the pavement, his right foot streaks out, sending him to his hands and knees.
He gets up, mounts the pumpkin-dotted porch, and declares himself 'f*****g hurt.'
The deliveryman then staggers to the ground and lies on his back, writhing and moaning in pain.
'F*****g s*** right from the start. Ow. Oh, f***,' he yells, and then laughs ruefully.
'I need better shoes,' he decides. 'Ah f***. F*** it.'
A voice apparently coming from inside the home then asks after him.
'I'm good,' he responds.
'Did you fall?' she asks.
'Yes ma'am,' he says.
The Amazon worker then rises and picks up the two packages he'd dropped, plus a third one he'd set down.