Draconian new coronavirus rules to enforce social distancing in the UK ban people from singing or dancing in pubs.

No fun allowed.

Existing laws already mandate pubs and restaurants to close at 10pm, a measure that has further crippled a hospitality industry which is already on its knees.

The move has also received a huge backlash because people are just spilling out and having street parties or going to each other's houses after 10pm, defeating the entire purpose of the rule.

The new regulations "ban pubs and bars from playing loud music or allowing people to sing and dance," reports the Independent.

Anecdotal reports also suggest that people who merely stand up in a pub without wearing a face mask are being reprimanded by hysterical jobsworths.