The woke white parents of an adopted 11-year-old black child were shocked to discover that he had made over a thousand dollars selling 'n-word passes' to white kids at school.

A woman going by the name of 'Mortified Mom' told Slate that she and her husband, who are both white, adopted a 5-year-old girl called Taylor and an infant boy called Martin. The children, who are both black, are now 11 and 16-years-old.

The mother relates how "we've done our best to have honest, age-appropriate discussions on race, our privilege, and how messed up the systematic oppression and racism in our country is."

Apparently, they failed.

Being the budding entrepreneur that he is, 11-year-old Martin devised an ingenious revenue-generating scheme – he would sell 'n word passes' to his fellow middle school students for $25-$50 a pop.