Joe Biden keeps trying to out-warmonger Donald Trump, and by Joe Biden I of course mean the team of handlers who are animating the dementia-ravaged corpse of the Biden campaign like a ventriloquist operating a wooden dummy.

In response to Trump suggesting an openness to scaling back his administration's murderous Venezuela policy and meeting with President Nicolás Maduro, whoever runs Biden's Twitter account for him seized upon the moment to assert that the former vice president will be doing no such thing if elected commander-in-chief.

"Trump talks tough on Venezuela, but admires thugs and dictators like Nicolas Maduro," tweeted Biden Incorporated. "As President, I will stand with the Venezuelan people and for democracy."