Welcome to the first U.S. lockdown and quarantine, brought to you by the World Health Organization; covertly funded by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation; and the Centers for Disease Control, a front for vaccine manufacturers; and funded by The World Bank; and enforced by your duly elected State Governors, who have banned sunshine and destroyed all wealth and savings as well as demolished the future for our children; and made (hopefully) temporary laws banning the assemblage of any religious group and negated all rights and freedoms under the Constitution in the name of an invisible virus that is less deadly than the annual flu; and opposed by the Bangladesh garment workers who are more afraid of starvation than coronavirus infection; in order to hide from a virus that has killed 252,000* worldwide as of May 5, 2020, or 3/1000ths of one percent of the world's population (compared to the Spanish flu of 1918 that killed an estimated 17-50 million people (9/10ths of one-percent to 2.8% of the world population).  All of our sponsors deserve credit for saving the world from an imagined viral oblivion (fake epidemic) as humanity eagerly awaits the arrival and rollout of the first COVID-19 vaccine and the first anticipated global vaccination program; a vaccine that would require universal inoculation of 7.8 billion people to spare the lives of 252,000 people (30,952 people will have to be vaccinated to save 1 life and induce more deaths than it prevents—see below); a vaccine that is not likely to produce antibodies among high-risk individuals (diabetics, cancer patients, obese, very old) and end up causing ~1% side effects that require hospitalization (based on flu vaccination data) or 78,000,000 hospitalizations, and 1% of those hospitalized are predicted to die from hospitalization (780,000 otherwise avoidable deaths).  Bottom line: save 252,000 and kill 780,000 for a net -528,000).  Stay tuned for next year's lockdown… and if you this is all fake news, we now have resumption of fake baseball in South Korea›