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Greek Brothels To Reopen But Hookers And Clients Required To Wear Masks And Gloves

• https://www.zerohedge.com, Tyler Durden

While Americans are bickering over when to reopen malls, restaurants and casinos, Greece has managed to get its "most essential" businesses up - so to speak - and running. By which we of course mean brothels. 

Brothels in Greece - where a global pandemic can't possibly stop the local men from getting their dose of sex-for-sale - are set to re-open soon, however with a set of new laughably absurd protection measures, on top of the precautions one would already expect when visiting a brothel, according to The Newspaper.

Customers at brothels will be required to wear plastic masks and gloves while having sex, according to the Greek press. And in addition to the robust security already needed in a brothel, the additions of thermometers, disposable sheets and "frequent periodic disinfection" of the business will all be a part of post-coronavirus brothel life (it wasn't immediately clear how s temperatures of both hookers and clients would be taken).


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