What are they up to now? They are shipping medical supplies to the United States to help America deal with the Coronavirus crisis!

What could be worse than that? Imagine: Trying to befriend us again. Who do they think they are?

Those Russkies must think that we are the dumbest people in the world. We know what they are up to. They are just trying to lull us into thinking that they are our friends and then they are going to sneak into the United States, take over the federal government, restore the Cold War conspiracy to spread communism around the world, and convert America into a 100 percent Red nation.

We know who those Russkies are. They are our "opponents," our "rivals," our "adversaries," and our "enemies." At least that's what U.S. national-security state officials have been telling us since 1945, after Russia, ironically, had been a close partner and ally of the United States during World War II.