So the newest promise from the infamous democrat "Gropey Joe" is that he can cure cancer if only you vote for him and give him the power and authority to rule over your life.

According to Fox News, at a campaign event in Ottumwa, Iowa, Joe Biden expressed the difficulty one faces with a "loss" of a family member and offered an attempt to comfort them saying, "'I know how you feel'" when in reality they have "no idea how I feel," which is likely in reference to the loss of his son Beau Biden, who died in 2015 from brain cancer. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that… I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer," Biden declared.

Although plays on emotions work very well in the United States' political landscape which is all but devoid of morality and logic, this one doesn't seem to be taking Biden that far. Biden has been far too creepy for far too long to be able to pander to emotions, although his statement was welcomed with applause.