Worse, those fascist monsters who you took money from based on your agreement to pay it back with interest now expect you to pay the money back with interest despite the fact that you really don't feel like it anymore.
Well, I have a fresh solution to this crisis.
It's an innovative strategy that totally and permanently resolves this problem in a new and exciting way.
How about you pay your own student debt?
That's it. It's as elegant as it is simple. You. Pay. Your. Own. Debts.
If you follow this bold, one-step program – the one step is you paying your debts – then you will eventually be debt-free. And best of all, I won't have to pay any of your debts.