On the other hand, her strident and embarrassing lack of trust, loyalty, and consistency is the basic reason I'm finally writing this article. Coulter was one of Donald Trump's earliest supporters, back when everybody thought that was crazy, and is supposed to be intelligent, but clearly she has no idea whatever of the forces of Mordor that Trump presently finds arrayed against him and his policies. If Republicans are elephants, Democrats are jackasses, and Libertarians are porcupines, Ann Coulter is a giraffe.

Currently pushing 60 (as are we all, some from one side of the line, some from the other), Coulter remains unmarried and without children. She is said to have dated comedian Jimmie Walker ("We're just good friends"), writer/movie-maker Dinesh D'Souza, New York City Councilman and "progressive" Democrat Andrew Stein, Spin magazine founder Bob Guccione, Jr., conservative/religious radio host David Wheaton, and the ridiculous and disgusting Bill Maher, owner of the questionably named "KidLove Productions" (slice of pizza, Bill?) and defender of the notorious Mary Kay Letourneau (look her up).