"Florida Man" just keeps getting into more trouble.
In recent years, "Florida Man" has become one of the Internet's hottest memes, and there is never a shortage of new material because residents of the state seem to have a knack for getting arrested for some of the most bizarre crimes imaginable. So earlier today when I saw a headline that said "Florida man strips naked and poops in Naples family's yard", I knew that I had to do this article. Normally my articles deal with very heavy topics, and even though this article will be much more light-hearted, I am still making a serious point. Without a doubt, the "Florida Man" headlines below are very funny, but the fact that there are so many of them should disturb all of us. The fabric of our society is literally coming apart right in front of our eyes, and if we continue down this path it is hard to imagine any sort of a positive future for our nation. So please keep that in mind even as you are laughing at these headlines.
If you are not familiar with the "Florida Man" meme, let me give you a few pointers before we get started.
First of all, Florida Man gets arrested a lot. He is always in trouble with the police, and he often leads them on really wild chases.