Atlanta, GA — In what serves as a perfect example of the mockery the political system in America has become, five Democratic representatives from Georgia have proposed a bill which would require men to report "certain events" of a sexual nature to law enforcement. The bill would require men to call the police to report the release of sperm.

According to the House website, HB 604 was introduced by Reps. Park Cannon (D-Atlanta), Renitta Shannon (D-Decatur), Donna McLeod (D-Lawrenceville), Sandra Scott (D-Rex) and Kendrick March 11. It does not appear to have been assigned to a House committee at this time.

It reads as follows:

To amend Chapter 1 of Title 35 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, relating to general provisions relative to law enforcement officers and agencies, so as to require certain males to report certain events to law enforcement; to provide for related matters; to repeal conflicting laws; and for other purposes.

BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF GEORGIA:

SECTION 1.

Chapter 1 of Title 35 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, relating to general provisions relative to law enforcement officers and agencies, is amended by adding a new Code section to read as follows:9″35-1-23. Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles."

SECTION 2.

All laws and parts of laws in conflict with this Act are repealed.

Kendrick has been in the media lately after she called for a "testicular bill of rights" legislative package that would regulate the bodies of men. The legislation, which was proposed in response to an abortion bill that just passed the House, would:

Require a man to get permission from their sex partner before they are able to obtain a prescription for Viagra or any other erectile dysfunction medication

Ban vasectomy procedures in Georgia, with punitive measures that are listed in HB 481

Make it an "aggravated assault" crime for men to have sex without a condom

Require DNA testing when a woman is 6 weeks and 1 day to determine the father of the child who will "IMMEDIATELY" start paying child support

Require a 24 hour "waiting period" for men to purchase any porn or sex toys in Georgia