An unknown man got rowdy at a crowded Toronto aquarium on Friday night and stripped naked before triumphantly diving into the shark exhibit not once, but twice, according to reports.

There were plenty of people around, and so there is plenty of grainy cell phone footage of some dude's ass being encircled in a floating ballet of toothy fish set to the sounds of skronking sax—it was (and the importance of this detail cannot be understated) "jazz night" at Ripley's Aquarium of Canada, cash bar included.

One of the most remarkable things about our age of personal technologies and pervasive sousveillance is that we have comprehensive, multi-perspective footage of issues of urgent importance.