"There's a sucker born every minute" - P.T. Barnum

Elon Musk's car-making company burns through cash faster than Floyd Mayweather.

But everyone knows that... it's just a matter of time and an Amazon-ian 'decision' before everything is awesome.

Elon Musk's car-making company is seeing record bond and stock shorts removing him from any efficient means of raising capital.

But everyone knows that... any quarter now, production will get back on track, there'll be no competition, and fiery crashes, auto-pilot errors, and emissions standards will be tightened in EV's favor.