— trumpeting that Democrat and former federal drug prosecutor Conor Lamb (campaigning as a gun-loving conservative) won an "upset victory" (by 627 votes, out of more than 200,000 votes cast) over state legislator Rick Saccone in Pennsylvania's 18th Congressional District (in the suburbs of Pittsburgh) March 13 – a "stunning upset," a "Pennsylvania humiliation for Trump" which should have Republicans quaking in their shoes about Democrats running the tables in next fall's off-year elections.

Anything that promotes a worldview in which Donald Trump is about to be impeached for once ordering a black "Russian" at New York's "Russian" Tea Room, that the Democrat Party is about to surge back to political dominance on its current platform of open borders, "sanctuary cities" for MS-13 gang killers, and retrofitting every public school with five sets of bathrooms for the five different genders (or is it six, now?) in a year when many more Democrat than Republican senators face tough re-election battles — AND that the presidency will thus fall like a ripe fruit to Kamala Harris, Oprah Winfrey or Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren in 2020 — is all to the good, of course.