Simpson, who faces several years of parole/probation restrictions, says he'd like to move back to Florida, where he lived before his conviction. Florida's attorney general, Pam Bondi, who never misses an opportunity to grandstand, says that "should not be an option." "Our state," she whines, "should not become a country club for this convicted criminal."

Bondi, of course, is very different from Simpson, and not just in skin tone or sex. He was convicted of something that wouldn't be considered a crime in any sane society. She hasn't even been charged with the real crime she undeniably committed (soliciting and accepting a bribe, er, "campaign contribution," from the Trump Foundation for keeping Florida out of a multi-state fraud lawsuit against Trump University).