When I saw that slimy tentacle of the Goldman Sachs vampire squid, Gary Cohn, bloviating about Trump's tax plan and how it was going to do wonders for the middle class, I knew I was probably going to get screwed again. And after perusing the outline of their plan, it is certain I will be getting it up the ass once again from my beloved government.

I know everyone's tax situation is different, but I'm just a hard working middle aged white man with two kids in college and some hefty family medical expenses.

I'm already clobbered with Federal, State, City, and real estate taxes, along with huge toll taxes, sales taxes, gasoline taxes, utility taxes, phone taxes and probably a hundred more hidden taxes and fees.

I fucking hate taxes and want nothing more than to see them cut dramatically. I voted for Trump for the following reasons:

He wasn't that evil hateful shrew named Hillary Clinton

He promised to repeal and replace Obamacare

He promised to build the wall

He promised to keep out Muslims

He promised to reduce our military interventions around the world

He promised to reduce my taxes

Well, one out of six ain't bad. Right?