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That Awkward Moment When Libertarians Freak Out Over Boobs…

• http://libertyviral.com, Squiggly Line Guy

Now we got folks that can't handle boobs. I'm hoping we're not doomed as a species.

The way people act on the internet, I'm surprised we don't have a falling birth rate like they do in Japan. The country is packed with Beta Males who are all scared of women. Losers who can't handle rejection, so they don't try. It'll be a catastrophe in the coming decades. Hell, I could fix their whole birth rate problem in a single weekend.

Let's go back to a previous Liberty Viral article called 5 Reasons There Aren't More Libertarian Women. All you need to know for this article is the very first reason. Shitty dudes are all about the individual except when it comes to women. Fellas, let's not be losers.

The Libertarian Party began a campaign on their Facebook page showcasing Libertarians holding up their cards, and telling a little about themselves. It's a great campaign meant to demonstrate the diversity of individual liberty. However it got too diverse for some, who became more uncomfortable than lactose-retarded Vegans in the dairy aisle. When Alaskan Libertarian Danielle Lynn was featured, they were set off by her boobs and behaved rather awkwardly.


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