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Santa's cRaZy 2017 Survival Plan

• LewRockwell.com

He was short, about 4 feet tall.

He also had weird shoes that curled at the toe.

And even stranger, he had pointy ears.

I asked him who he was and he said he was a messenger from Santa! Whoa….

Apparently, Santa is getting concerned about the economic situation, and he was wondering how he might survive if things continue to go downhill. After all, he still wants to be able to deliver toys, but if he goes big, round belly-up over the course of the year, then he won't be able to fulfill the wishes of children next Christmas.

So he wanted my advice.

Can you believe that? I've hit the big time if Santa is asking my advice.

So here's what I told this messenger to tell Santa:

1. Start cutting your expenses!

I told the messenger to tell Santa to get those elves to start building things themselves instead of buying consumer merchandise, just like they did back in the good old days.

Maybe they'll need to share rooms instead of everyone having a grand space all to themselves.

Get Netflix instead of cable. Stuff like that.

Santa needs to pare down his monthly expenses in 2017 and get the cost of living to an all-time low up there in the North Pole. That way, if less money is coming in, they'll still be fine.

This book can really help Santa cut his expenses.

2. Start building (or increasing) your stockpile.


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