This logic-bending feat was performed by college student Justin Snyder. He went on to claim that libertarians ignore the "painfully obvious" signs that their beliefs are misguided, all the while wearing a "Ready for Hillary" shirt.

Since the startling event, scientists around the world have been working around the clock to figure out how a normal human could manage to warp the fabric of reality so drastically without creating dangerous ripple effects throughout the known universe.

"The thing is, we've been trying the free-market thing for centuries," wrote Snyder on social media Thursday afternoon. "All we have to show for it is a super wealthy class of people who run the country. What we need is someone to represent the common man, and that someone is Hillary Rodham Clinton."

Although there is no scientific consensus on what such an unprecedented distortion of logic means for causality, theories abound as to its effects.