We're not kidding. After you recover from your open heart surgery, you can go downstairs to the in-hospital McDonald's and get yourself a double cheeseburger, large coke, and fries.

Forget the fact that sugar-laden, processed, antibiotic-containing, and hormone-raised food likely contributed to your disease of affluence, you're satiated and well on your way to contracting one more debilitating – and life-threatening – illness.

But apparently that's what will happen when fast food joints are allowed to merge with supposed 'health care' facilities and hospitals.

Understandably, the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM) is anything but impressed by this, so they created the following map, which shows the US hospitals with fast-food chains inside them: