[Spoof site, but I love it!].....Activate classified CONPLAN 3600 evacuating the President and those in the line of presidential succession. Activate classified CONPLAN 3502 deploying the military to enforce law and order within the Civilian Control Districts. Seize all private communication facilities and assume control over all civilian voice and data communications. Activate internet kill switch. Commandeer all U.S. domestic resources including food and water. Seize all domestic energy and transportation infrastructure. Deploy the national citizen conscription plan to fulfill any labor required for the purpose of national defense and reconstitution.....